I opened my door for you and you came in and burned my house down. my lungs are filling with smoke but i cant leave (via insanosylum)

(via i-pulledthetrigger)

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I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.

(Source: awfullyy, via trust)

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  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58
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I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

(via astound)

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I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via trust)

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i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

(Source: sorryugh, via forgave)

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If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via poiso-n)

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Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.


(via aladispute)

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*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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